Dream Home

[Izrail]

Someday I am going to be powerful enough that people will want to kill me so they can brag about it. My home will need fortifications then.

First, there will be a labyrinth of magical shrubbery surrounding my home. I can take notes from Skafloc about this matter. No, first there will be a gate which requires a key made from various mystical items. Beyond the gate, which is going to have an intimidating design, will be the ever-changing labyrinth. Many of the plants will be man-eating.

If the adventurers fighting their way to me survive the violent green labyrinth, Bixbite will be waiting for them at the end of it. If he is not big enough to be intimidating by this time then I can make him mature faster. Bixbite is a black dragon so I need to make sure that his breath does not destroy anything I want to keep.

I do not know what the outside of my home will look like but I want each room inside to have a different architectural look and a different style of furnishings. Each room, and there will be hundreds or at least dozens, must have its own distinct flavor. The twisting hallways on one of the floors of my home will be made of mirrors. Maybe magical mirrors like the one Visant is playing with. I wonder how expensive that would be.

[Izrail]

No, at the end of the labyrinth will be my dragon managerie. I do not know how to spell that. Bixbite will have many friends charged with protecting the home. Occasionally one of them will fly around the property looking for humanoid snacks.

[Evanthe]

[I love this Iz]

[Izrail]

The kitchen is going to have automated servants who are either mechanical or magical constructs, maybe a little of both. They will be imbued with every recipe available on Azeroth and Outland and their cooking utensils will double as defensive weapons. Perhaps the utensils and dishes and pots and stoves and things will be animated themselves, that will take up less space. But something has to serve Visant and I when it is time to eat. Maybe a small staff of robots, who will also keep the rest of the home clean. I wonder if I can breed a creature made of magic (so it does not shed or shit) who feeds on dust.

[Izrail]

I was thinking about utensils and things flying through the air to prepare meals and I thought about the closet of this home. I do not want anything to move on its own in my closet, but maybe the racks can have a password that I may use to call forward what I wish to wear. Items would be seperated by their function: armor, decoration, or Visant's eyes only. I am foolish for liking to dress up but this is my dream home where I can have whatever I want, and this includes clothes that no one else owns. I wonder if I can have a magic mirror made that will show me what I would look like in a particular item, so I do not have to physically try it on to see. I am now distracted by thinking about the gear Visant had made for me. We went to collect it a few days ago. I can only imagine that soon it will become old and then more items will have to be made. If we live together forever like we plan to, we are going to need a lot of storage space. I hope the piercings I have are not added to. I am full of enough holes. But maybe someday what I have will not be enough or will be boring and I will get either more or bigger piercings. This is very distracting.

[Izrail]

I am not sure if I want the spikes that impale the heads of my slain enemies to decorate the front lawn or the stairway.