The Odd Couple ((Closed RP))

[Lovely]

Lovely entered the room to her apartment overlooking the Royal Exchange House in Silvermoon. The place was large, and with no furnishing appeared even larger. It had three bedrooms, two bathrooms (with magical plumbing and showers), and a balcony that overlooked the auction house itself. Lovely walked to the balcony and took a deep breath, watching the arcane guardians and citizens walking about, dodging the animated brooms that kept the city so spotless.

Her mind traveled back to the events of last night as she watched the activity below. The night had been a bad one indeed. Diomades, one of her mentors, had told her he loved her, and had successfully wood her into his bed. And after promises of love, Lovely had found out only three hours later that he had done the same to several other women.

The pain was still prevalent. Not the physical pain so much, as Lovely was a paladin and had healed herself even during the lovemaking process, but the mental anguish of know that once again she had screwed up.

This would not happen again, she thought. She was through with love. The only love she would feel from now on was the love of her family and friends. Skafloc, and Sanctuary.

Skafloc...He would need to be contacted soon as well. Lovely had received the letter from Nymare, stating that she had left him. This was expected, to say the least, but Skafloc was still technically Lovely's half-brother, and therefore family. Lovely would wait until she herself was healed enough to be useful, and then contact her brother....

A loud pounding erupted from behind Lovely. Someone was knocking at the door. But who? Who even knew Lovely had moved into this place yet? Probably the landlord, she thought, as she went to the door.

When she opened it, her eyes grew wide with anger. Hellista Lok'tharis stood before her, with a voidwalker behind her holding several large bags. The petite redhead smiled at Lovely, unnerving her as she spoke. "It seems I will be coming to live with you, paladin."

[Hellista]

Hellista motioned Bargak, her mindless brute of a voidwalker, to carry her bags into the apartment. Lovely just stood there in shock for a moment, until finally she snapped out of it and spoke defiantly to Hellista. "Whoa! Wait a minute, what do you think you're doing?"

Hellista chuckled. "I'm moving in. What does it look like?"

Lovely scowled as she replied. "And what makes you think I'm going to let you move in here?"

"Because you have no choice," Hellista said confidently.

"No choice?"

"Yes," Hellista answered. "According to my parole, I am forced to be your personal assistant. I violated my parole when I went to work for Nymare. But guess what? She fired me last night. Something about running off with those lame ass Ghants and leaving Skaffy."

Hellista shrugged her shoulders and continued. "According to the papers that you signed when you agreed to become my guardian for the city, I am your responsibility. Now that Nymare is gone, I'm out of a job, and out of money, so I'm coming back to you. And no, I don't like it any more than you do."

[Vilmah]

((..Lovely likes to play with herself.

Sorry, couldn't resist!))

[Lovely]

((LOL Vilmah. Nah, just setting things up on paper. This isn't an ongoing thing))

Lovely glared angrily at the redhead who sauntered into the place like she owned it. "Wait one minute," She said. "You may be right, and you may have to live here, but you still work for me now. And there are some rules that you will follow in this house."

Hellista shrugged. "Okay Lovely. I'm listening."

Lovely thought for a moment, and then spoke. "First, the largest bedroom is MY bedroom."

"Well of course it is," Hellista said with a smirk. "How in the nether would you fit all those men in there at the same time otherwise?"

And then it was on. Lovely called forth the light and blasted Hellista with a shockwave of Holy Energy, sending her sprawling across the floor. Bargak, the moronic Voiwalker, instantly dropped his bags and charged Lovely, raising his shadowy fist and bringing it down in a wild haymaker.

But Lovely had more training than Hellista, and the light was on her side. She easily dodged the voidwalker's attack, and then called forth the light to excorsise the demon, sending it back to the nether with one shot.

She then scowled at Hellista, who was picking herself up off the floor and giggling wickedly. "RULE NUMBER TWO," Lovely stated loudly, "I do not want to see any of your little demon friends in my house. You want to frolic with your imp or your succubus, you keep it to your bedroom. You got that?"

Hellista nodded, still cracked up at the insult she had thrown at her boss.

"Rule number three," Lovely said sternly, "I better not see any of your voodoo stuff being practiced out here in the living room, and if I find you are practicing it on me or any of my friends, You will be beaten and returned to the authorities in violation of your parole. You got that?"

[Hellista]

"Oh I got that," Hellista said defiantly. "But I have a few rules of my own."

Lovely sighed. "Hellista, I am the boss here. I don't have to let you make rules. But lets hear them anyway. I will consider them if they are sound."

Hellista nodded and crossed her arms. "I don't want you preaching to me, Lovely. I don't want to hear about the light and all its goodness. I'll keep my voodoo to myself, and respect your space, but you gotta respect mine too."

Lovely nodded and listened.

Hellista continued. "Also, we need to get a maid. I am not going to be cleaning up after you, so understand that right now. I'm a personal assistant, which means I will handle your banking, and deliveries, but thats it. Last time I had to clean a chamber pot I ate my family, you understand?"

Lovely nodded. Actually, Hellista had hit on something. Lovely could certainly afford a maid. Outlands had been good to her financially. And if they could find one that could take the third bedroom, and was a bit more neutral than either of them, it might help to balance everything out.

Hellista stared at Lovely. "Well, does that sound acceptible to you, paladin?"

Lovely nodded. "Indeed it does. Now lets unpack so we can get to work."

[Skafloc]

(( I'm sorry... this thread needs a poll.

Odds on how long before Hellista burns the apartment down and eats roasted Lovely.

1) 1 WEEK

2) 1 WEEK, BUT NOT UNTIL AFTER LOVELY BOINKS HER

3) 3 DAYS

4) 1 DAY

5) THERE IS ALREADY A FIRE SET IN THE LAUNDRY. ))

[Lovely]

Haha))