Athin
12-03-2008, 08:23 PM
"Trust me, Corey, this is the best way for you to find a man."
"I'm not doing this to find a man, Thael. And stop calling me Corey."
"Right, Right. Cor-In-Us."
Corin rolled his eyes at his best friend. He looked down on his robes and smoothed a few invisible wrinkles. He looked up and saw his friend leering at him.
"I wish you'd show me what's underneath those robes." Thael said, winking.
Corin turned a deep shade of red, nearly matching his crimson robes. "T-Thael! What would Sir Athin think?"
"He wouldn't have to know." Thael replied, slyly.
"You're a perv. Anyways, help me write this ad. I've not got the faintest clue what to write."
"Single, attractive, nubile young mage boy, seeks to service older, distinguished gentleman in exchange for instructions in the way of the -- mmmmMFFFFMMMfph!"
Corin shoved his hands in front of Thael's mouth preventing him from saying anything further. "Oi! You're incorrigable." He let Thael go, and turned and pulled out a parchment and a pen. "Fine! I'll do this myself."
Thael chuckled and moved behind him and looked over Corin's should as Corin began to pen out his ad.
Greetings! My name is Corinus Aspiratus. I am a new practitioner of the arcane and I seek an apprenticeship with a...
"Attractive, studly, power....OOOMF"
Corinus elbowed Thael in the gut.
...experienced practitioner. In return for your patronship, I will provide support for your endeavors and studies as a go-for, research assistant, or companionship...
"That's bold. That makes you sound like a lady of the night." Thael said, leaning down and nibbling on Corinus' ear.
Corin let out a small moan, his secret spot being found so easily by his best friend. After a few seconds, he muttered a small incantation and an aura of frost appeared to surround Corin. Thael let of a small yipe and pulled back, his tongue numb.
"Maaaa, you tasth thweet, but your colder then the Lith King"
Corin quickly scribbled out the word companionship, and replaced it with…
…an friendly ear to listen. I can be reached at the Silvermoon Inn at the front desk. I look forward to hearing from you.
<signed>
Corinus Aspiratus
Corinus turned and tacked the message up to the board. He put on a sweet smile and turned back to Thael.
"You had your chance. But you had to go for the shiny paladin with the big sword." Corin said, smirking at Thael.
"Can you blame me? He really knows how to use his sword too...."
Corinus grinned, "You're such a perv." He looked around, spotting the inn, "Let's go...I'm thirsty. Maybe I'll find my own shiny paladin with a big sword in there."
"I'm not doing this to find a man, Thael. And stop calling me Corey."
"Right, Right. Cor-In-Us."
Corin rolled his eyes at his best friend. He looked down on his robes and smoothed a few invisible wrinkles. He looked up and saw his friend leering at him.
"I wish you'd show me what's underneath those robes." Thael said, winking.
Corin turned a deep shade of red, nearly matching his crimson robes. "T-Thael! What would Sir Athin think?"
"He wouldn't have to know." Thael replied, slyly.
"You're a perv. Anyways, help me write this ad. I've not got the faintest clue what to write."
"Single, attractive, nubile young mage boy, seeks to service older, distinguished gentleman in exchange for instructions in the way of the -- mmmmMFFFFMMMfph!"
Corin shoved his hands in front of Thael's mouth preventing him from saying anything further. "Oi! You're incorrigable." He let Thael go, and turned and pulled out a parchment and a pen. "Fine! I'll do this myself."
Thael chuckled and moved behind him and looked over Corin's should as Corin began to pen out his ad.
Greetings! My name is Corinus Aspiratus. I am a new practitioner of the arcane and I seek an apprenticeship with a...
"Attractive, studly, power....OOOMF"
Corinus elbowed Thael in the gut.
...experienced practitioner. In return for your patronship, I will provide support for your endeavors and studies as a go-for, research assistant, or companionship...
"That's bold. That makes you sound like a lady of the night." Thael said, leaning down and nibbling on Corinus' ear.
Corin let out a small moan, his secret spot being found so easily by his best friend. After a few seconds, he muttered a small incantation and an aura of frost appeared to surround Corin. Thael let of a small yipe and pulled back, his tongue numb.
"Maaaa, you tasth thweet, but your colder then the Lith King"
Corin quickly scribbled out the word companionship, and replaced it with…
…an friendly ear to listen. I can be reached at the Silvermoon Inn at the front desk. I look forward to hearing from you.
<signed>
Corinus Aspiratus
Corinus turned and tacked the message up to the board. He put on a sweet smile and turned back to Thael.
"You had your chance. But you had to go for the shiny paladin with the big sword." Corin said, smirking at Thael.
"Can you blame me? He really knows how to use his sword too...."
Corinus grinned, "You're such a perv." He looked around, spotting the inn, "Let's go...I'm thirsty. Maybe I'll find my own shiny paladin with a big sword in there."