Looking for apprenticeship

[Geeva]

Hello, I am looking for a kind mage who wouldnt mind maybe accepting an apprentice mage for a fun hopefully longish term rp. Can be eather horde or alliance. Thank you for the time ^^

[Geeva]

No one is up for this rp? I wouldnt mind extending it to any other class that as a history of apprentices/students, but I would much prefure rping a young practicer of the magical arts.

[Thalarios]

Hm, I could use an understudy to make me coffee, and laugh at my unfunny jokes.

Thalarios on Alliance side, PM me if you're interested in a future of magic...And butlery.

[Geeva]

Hm, I could use an understudy to make me coffee, and laugh at my unfunny jokes.

Thalarios on Alliance side, PM me if you're interested in a future of magic...And butlery.
*chuckles*
allright, when are your usual play times so I know when the best time to contact you is?

[Rand_Shea]

Be careful... he's an engineer, too.

There's probably a reason why he hasn't had one before, or if he has, they haven't lasted long enough for anyone to hear about or see.

[Terrisa]

Hehe, I think i'll be fine, the real question is will he be able to handle to apprentice? *wink*

[Menion]

I run a mage-only guild on this server, horde side. I have the guild listed in the guild recruitment thread if you are interested, even if you aren't interested in the guild I am always happy to open plotlines to new people.

[Terrisa]

Hehe, Thank you Menion, but I think im gonna stick with Thalarios, sounds like being his apprentice will be exciting.

[Viirchi]

Just the thought of that fills me with a sense of dread you cannot begin to imagine ;)

[Terrisa]

*snickers* why do you way that?

[nandien]

Just the thought of that fills me with a sense of dread you cannot begin to imagine ;)

Agreed.

[Thalarios]

Oh, come on! I'm not -that- bad.

In a sense.

[Sifar]

*has a flashback to the beer garden this weekend*

O.O

Good luck!

[Naheal]

Be careful... he's an engineer, too.


And goblin, too. But, there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't touch the powder. Especially if you're a fire mage.

[Terrisa]

hehe, well he hasnt been to bad so far... maybe drinks a tad to much, has 'really' bad jokes, and he might even be alittle cute if he wouldnt have had such greasy hair. *puts on her all to innocent smile again*

[Rand_Shea]

Oh, come on! I'm not -that- bad.

In a sense.

You need a warning label, along with a disclaimer that Blizzard isn't responsible for the untimely and permanent character deaths of anyone surrounding you.

[Naheal]

You need a warning label, along with a disclaimer that Blizzard isn't responsible for the untimely and permanent character deaths of anyone surrounding you.

You say this to anyone involving goblin engineering.

Really, you should be saying this about gnomish.

"Blizzard is not responsible for you turning into a chicken, cow, crow, giant blob, being teleported to a location 1000000000000000 feet into the air, nor your death resulting, either directly or indirectly, from being around this individual."

[Rand_Shea]

You say this to anyone involving goblin engineering.

Really, you should be saying this about gnomish.

"Blizzard is not responsible for you turning into a chicken, cow, crow, giant blob, being teleported to a location 1000000000000000 feet into the air, nor your death resulting, either directly or indirectly, from being around this individual."

Thalarios IS Gnomish. He has that mind control hat thing that I thought was only associated with the Gnomish branch.

My hunter is also an engineer now, so the same applies to him... though being Goblin he's more likely to do all that to himself rather than someone else.

Need to level him and make money so I can make that rocket launcher and motorcycle... and perhaps a roflcopter.

All engineers pose their own safety risk, but I think it's warlocks and mages that are the scariest... what with the FIRE that each of them can use. They need only forget about the elemental blasting powder in their bags...

[Naheal]

Thalarios IS Gnomish. He has that mind control hat thing that I thought was only associated with the Gnomish branch.


Thal has the launcher. He's goblin.

Edit: The mind control cap is gnomish only to make, but any engineer can use it. Kinda like some of the goblin explosives.

[Rand_Shea]

Thal has the launcher. He's goblin.

Edit: The mind control cap is gnomish only to make, but any engineer can use it. Kinda like some of the goblin explosives.

Oh... weird.

At least that explains why he was able to shoot me with one when they're a BoP item.

[Thalarios]

Rocket Launchers are SO last expansion.

Go go Hand Cannon!

[Naheal]

Rocket Launchers are SO last expansion.

Go go Hand Cannon!

Still working on mine. Got my EM pulse, though.

[Thalarios]

I prefer my Beltnoculars, tracking motes is always nice.

[Rand_Shea]

I prefer my Beltnoculars, tracking motes is always nice.

Have you killed your apprentice yet?

[Thalarios]

Have you killed your apprentice yet?

I can't kill her!

She's currently spec'd "Make Thal Muffins and Coffee".

[Rand_Shea]

I can't kill her!

She's currently spec'd "Make Thal Muffins and Coffee".

... wow. I gotta get me one of those.

[Terrisa]

I can't kill her!

She's currently spec'd "Make Thal Muffins and Coffee".

I make pretty good muffins :3
But hopefully your going to teach me more then just making muffins and coffee right? :P

[Thalarios]

Croissant lessons start next tuesday.

You know, I once took down an entire army with a single croissant...

[Ansha]

Croissant lessons start next tuesday.

You know, I once took down an entire army with a single croissant...

On behalf of mages everywhere sick of providing food/water, I should strangle you for training an apprentice to be your own personal vending machine. >_>

[Thalarios]

On behalf of mages everywhere sick of providing food/water, I should strangle you for training an apprentice to be your own personal vending machine. >_>

It's a Mages job to make food!

Learn your place!

[Ansha]

It's a Mages job to make food!

Learn your place!

DIACF

[Thalarios]

DIACF

TOO BUSY MAKING FOOD LIKE A GOOD SPELLCASTER.

[Ansha]

TOO BUSY MAKING FOOD LIKE A GOOD SPELLCASTER.

AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT

[Thalarios]

AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT

Well that's not very nice at all.

[Ansha]

Well that's not very nice at all.

No, I suppose it wasn't. Cookie? >.>

[Rand_Shea]

Thalarios vs Ansha, battle to the death!

Winner gets control of the apprentice person.

[Ansha]

Thalarios vs Ansha, battle to the death!

Winner gets control of the apprentice person.

Clearly, I'm better looking. I win by default!

Because I've got the looks. (Cue "She's got the look" by Roxette.)

[Thalarios]

Clearly, I'm better looking. I win by default!


Well, you won't look so good...When I, ah...

Do things to your face!

That involve chucking croissants and winning.

[Ansha]

Well, you won't look so good...When I, ah...

Do things to your face!

That involve chucking croissants and winning.

You wouldn't dare! I will not take being beaned by your day-old, rock-hard pastries lying down!

I'll re-heat them and then eat them properly, with a fork at a table, as prescribed by Emily Post's Etiquette.

[Rand_Shea]

Too much bread, not enough fire.

I DEMAND A BATTLE

[Ansha]

Too much bread, not enough fire.

I DEMAND A BATTLE

You realize that there will be NO fire in this battle, right?

We're both Frost mages. And I don't use Frostfire.

[Terrisa]

*cheers for umm... the mage!* ^^;

[Izrail]

This conversation is fun to follow but is off-topic. Please don't make me use this. *fondles whip*

[Ansha]

This conversation is fun to follow but is off-topic. Please don't make me use this. *fondles whip*

Mmmm whips.

Er, I mean...uh...