The TNG Quote Thread

[Cabriel]

Too many amazing things get said here, and then get lost in the archives. The occasional sigging is no longer enough. All hail the quote thread.

[Cabriel]

"-Ass. I refuse to eat it. Even with a spoon." ~Emmons

[Amoola]

Do I want to know why he said that? XD

[RavenReverend]

Censored to make it worksafe...
[Guild] Feralmoon: http://th97.deviantart.com/fs24/300W/i/2007/327/5/6/Ray_of_Light_by_suricata5.jpg!
[Guild] Dorishar: By that she means...
[Guild] Dorishar: "I very much dislike Eye of the Storm and wish my team mates would learn to work in an orderly manner..."

By the way, ; ) my BFF Adam made that pretty pichur.

[Emmons]

Cessily: Coy, why can't you love God?

[Yatokth]

Dyiana: If sex wasn't a focal point of MMOs, you wouldn't be able to strip naked and see ass cracks in this game.

Had it sigged for a bit - Win quote.

[Swerto]

Errigal/Bir, "I like to make you cut yourself, emo kid"

[Lascivious]

Bloodscream: "It's like the Earthmother said, 'Paladins, kill'em all.' That was her, right?"

[Rand_Shea]

Rand: "That's not very holy of you..."

Elrioch: "I'M A PIRATE!"

----

Rand: *drunk, yelling at Spirit of Competition* "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

Risticus: "I'm a paladin!"

Rand: "... REALLY?! I thought you were a fairy princess!"

----

GuessWho: "Lesson learned: Never feign death when summoning the Headless Horseman."

[Bir]

Errigal/Bir, "I like to make you cut yourself, emo kid"

It's because you ARE a kid and you take words and situations too seriously.
You remind me of myself.

[Swerto]

It's because you ARE a kid and you take words and situations too seriously.
You remind me of myself.
...

I don't take -anything- seriously... there was a reason why that was quoted.

I think that's my prime flaw, is the lack of my seriousness...


Now I do get pissed when I'm constantly targeted over and over and picked at... that's how I get pissed off so much.

[Bir]

...

I don't take -anything- seriously... there was a reason why that was quoted.

I think that's my prime flaw, is the lack of my seriousness...


Now I do get pissed when I'm constantly targeted over and over and picked at... that's how I get pissed off so much.

Exactly.
We share a brain.
Manipulate your own mind it isn't hard.
But try not to manipulate those around you.

[Tillna]

See my sig.

[Jeedup]

((This took place in a Raven Cross OOC channel some time ago, I think around when the guild was formed. I've always laughed about this))

Jeedup-*logs in*
Feralmoon- Ya, trust me, you don't want to touch her there.
Leoren- Right, I think its infected. It smelled pretty gross when I looked down there.
Jeedup- .....what the fuck....


((as you can tell, two different conversations, but something utterly hilarious))

[The_Golden_Wolf]

"Steals bacon with cell phone tng powers and everyone dies forever except carmen because i need someone to manage the hick mage army and take care of the kraft singles and entertain me during algebra but the rest of you better delete"

"/holds up mirror so your /eye reflects back to you and you melt and die forever delete your character or it's godmoding"

"Quite heavenly, darling. After all warlockery is eliminated, there will be nobody to stop my Kraft singles empire! Then I will raise my army of hick mages to stand at the gates of Dalaran and say in a very uneducated and really quite idiotic accent: *ahem* "GEET OFF MAH PROPERTY DAMN TRESPASSES!" Then I will order them to do donuts in their F-250s in the culdesac! *rubs hands together in glee*"- Advurb

-

"Y'know... unnff unnff oooo yah?"- Cpike explaining the birds and the bees to Carmen

[Chikt]

Dyiana: "Dio is the Gregory House of Raven Cross."
Tazindivya: "Does that make Yat Foreman?"
Dyiana: "Leoren is Wilson."

Typical RavenOOC antics.

[Shadowspeak]

it's in mai signature.

[Elek Quentin]

Kimiko: "You don’t get to gank First Legion."

[Okhu]

Kimiko: "You don’t get to gank First Legion."

I remember this. Many lulz were had.

[RavenReverend]

Calbrek: June, have I told you about Gorilladins?
Maakeda: No...but I think I need to get my wolf pet out instead of my kitty...
Calbrek: Go tame a Gorilla.
Calbrek: You can multi tank with it and spam volley.
Maakeda: >.> But Gorillas are creepy.
Calbrek: Doesn't need to be an IC pet.
Maakeda: They freak me out as a player.
Calbrek: Do all the gorilla skins freak you out?
Maakeda: Yeah. It's the face.
Maakeda: They have this like, "I'm gonna shit in my hand, make you eat it, then rip your fingers off, eat those and sit on you until you die from bloodloss or shock" smile.
Calbrek: ...
Maakeda: Well they do!
Calbrek: New topic...
Maakeda: ...I like pie.

Conversation in Ravenooc regarded tanking pets for hunters :D

[Xaraphyne]

Gorvena -- "THALADRED CASTS HIS GAZE ON...WTF???"

[Xaraphyne]

I'm gonna toss up some old ones I have too, because some of you know these people.


[Xara]: ...was I drunk?
[Elek]: When aren't you?

[Xara]: (to Ukiah) That's it! No more playdates for the cats!
[Ayashe]: She's cuttin' you off!

"You guys are epic. I'm gonna equip you in my inventory." ~Burbank

"I punched a cat in the stomach for breaking a potted plant" ~Skyseeker

(random person to Randshea, on her mount) That's a very man chicken you have.
(Rand a short period of time later, to me) ...Did I just get hit on?

[Gornash]: Beating children and playing WoW... two great tastes that go great together!
A strange silence befalls the raid...
[Gornash]: It got quiet all of the sudden.
[Elek]: That's the sound of no one disagreeing.

(We go outside so Sentenced can summon Elek... a cookie jar appears)
[Sentenced]: Fresh air cookies! They're better you know!
[Zebgardi]: cookies are better than Elek
(We try again, the summon fails)
[Sentenced]: The people clicking it must not know how to click.
[Zebgardi]: That explains the soulwell

[Vilmah]: "Gee Elek, I didn't figure you to be the flirty type."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
"YOU DON'T, ELEK AND ELRIOCH ALREADY DONE TOLD HER!"

[Cabriel]

I don't appreciate cops, doctors, lifeguards, ect. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF STOPPING DARWIN WHEN HE'S AT WORK...GAWD. ~Okhu

[Grayslin]

Ironskull - When my gall bladder was cut out I wanted to keep it stabbed to my wall as a lesson to my other organs of what happens when they fail me.

[RavenReverend]

Aphraelle: God, Feral, you really have to stop mincing your words like that. : P
Feralmoon: What's mincing? o.o
Aphraelle: Mincing your words? Like not saying what you mean? :D
Feralmoon: Why would I do that? o.o
Aphraelle: It was a JOKE! /facepalm
Feralmoon: Oh. >.> Oops.

*Convo with Aphy in Ravenooc after griefing a lowbie about guild begging.*

[Lelenia]

Dallondra: We're about to enter the Whelp room, Lel....it's like...
Vinty: A bunch of mass-breeding, rabid flaming wombats on meth.
Dallondra: ...something like that.

First time running UBRS...waaaaaay back in the day.

[opalexian]

Also, the Tauren in Hyjal actually look kind of silly wailing on zombies with their totems. I mean, what's the point of a weapon you can't see around? "Did I hit him?!" "Nope." "Damn! How about now?!" "Yup. I'll get a mop."

I almost made that my sig, but I'm not feeling very quotey right now >_>

[Imara]

On Vent
Liadain: "Maith's ego proceeds him into the room, with trumpets, heralding his approach..."

Maithanet: "No. That's my reputation. My ego follows behind."

[Villayna]

Hmm, new scourge plague-Swerto's bad spelling?

this^^

[Kethryvaris]

Me: I need a place to live!1!!! Q_Q
Malethia: Swamp rat needs a bunkmate. Come to SC.

Tillna: You know you're gonna have a bunch of people at your wedding yelling out horde stuff; right?

Me *thinking to myself*: That's ok. My soon-to-be-wife's gonna be charging down the asile yelling 'FOR THE HORDE!!!' with a frostmourne replica. >_>

Me: *Joins Sanctuary*
Malethia in OOC: OMG FOR REAL?!?!?!!?

I'm gonna have to go back and add to this at some point...Those are the ones I remember. XD XD

[Swerto]

this^^
I have good spelling, thank you very much!

Just because I can't spell a foreign name... don't blame me!

[Swerto]

I played an illiterate deaf-mute in a text-based roleplaying game.

This one wins the internet

[Xaraphyne]

Got tired of having it in my sig, so it goes here for posterity!


Crew of the Mourningstar: "It's where all the rum went."

[Szordrin]

Illisade: So thats why I get a boner when I'm eating Pasta!

*On the subject of aphrodisiacs*

[Imara]

On Vent
Liadain: "Maith's ego proceeds him into the room, with trumpets, heralding his approach..."

Maithanet: "No. That's my reputation. My ego follows behind."

Exhibit A: Infection chat this evening...

Aerdir: "I have plate, heals for everyone, 27k health unbuffed and I tank like a god."

;)

[Thelsuo]

Anorah : I can see it as well... While people are doing the poo quest line in Nagrand the developers are sitting there watching them with GM powers going "Yeah.. You're a dirty little poo digger, aren't you."
Anorah: "You dig in that poo."
Leoron : XD
Thelsuo : SS'd for history.

[Grayslin]

In regard to a question regarding the ability to ignore posters on TNG.

I didn't realize these boards HAD an ignore list! Now I can ignore EVERYONE, and TNG will be precisely how I've always dreamed about: JUST ME!

[Swerto]

Morwen: "Emo -expletive word for gay-"
Swerto: "Excuse me?"
Morwen: "Emo -expletive word for gay-"
Swerto: "I repeat myself, excuse me?"
Morwen: "It's me, Gory"
Swerto: "I gathered that much, but still... emo? What makes you think I'm emo"
Morwen: "Out of the two words you're more offended by emo?"
Swerto: "..."

[Maithanet]

*Vent discussion regardings a thread about sex lives using a WoW Term*

Aerdir: If I was to describe my sex life in a WoW Term...
Meaya: *Immediately cutting it* It's out of range.

[Xaraphyne]

Long quote is long. Enjoy. Some small deletions for quotability.


[18:12:01] [Maakeda]: A bee gun...
[18:12:07] [Maakeda]: That'd bee awesome.
[18:12:13] [Maakeda]: I'd get such a buzz off that.
[18:12:46] [Maakeda]: I can drone on about this for a while really.
[18:13:02] [Thoraggar]: oh honey please do
[18:13:10] [Mikaehl]: Need a sandwich? With jelly, you big queen
[18:13:18] [Maakeda]: Mik. That really stings.
[18:13:21] [Maakeda]: Right here.
[18:13:30] [Mikaehl]: Hey, I can't help if you're a bit of a wasp
[18:13:33] [Thoraggar]: This could get sticky
[18:13:37] [Xaraphyne]: Nooooooooo
[18:13:54] [Thoraggar]: oh buzz off pun haters
[18:13:58] [Maakeda]: I hope you don't mind that we're waxing on about this Xara.
[18:14:16] [Mikaehl]: Every now and then we get into a bit of a hive mind.
[18:15:08] [Maakeda]: *snickers* This is an apiary of killer puns.
[18:15:10] [Mikaehl]: I've actually been thinking of becoming a teacher. So I can give people bees.
[18:15:16] [Thoraggar]: The TNBee
[18:15:50] [Maakeda]: Well don't go bumbling into the really bad ones.
[18:16:05] [Xaraphyne]: You're all killing my buzz.
[18:16:09] [Xaraphyne]: :D
[18:16:14] [Xaraphyne]: I MADE ONE
[18:16:22] [Mikaehl]: I give it a bee
[18:16:22] [Maakeda]: YAY, Xara!
[18:16:29] [Maakeda]: Beehave, Mik.
[18:16:42] [Mikaehl]: I can't. Too itchy. Bad case of hives.
[18:16:54] [Maakeda]: Well you're being quite venomous.
[18:17:06] [Thoraggar]: Nah, I was musing about two bees, or not two bees.
[18:17:18] [Maakeda]: *giggles*
[18:17:40] [Mikaehl]: I was winning, until my house was destroyed by a larva flow
[18:18:03] [Thoraggar]: Yeah, my show is tomorrow, why its called Thorsday
[18:18:06] [Maakeda]: People are swarming these puns >.> It's getting hard to bee original.
[18:18:13] [Cyrass]: Show?
[18:18:42] [Thoraggar]: yep, I sing, I dance, I put bees in your pants
[18:18:43] [Mikaehl]: So, I"m thinking of practicing my PVBee. Anyone want to help?
[18:18:55] [Thoraggar]: They're better then ants
[18:19:10] [Mikaehl]: Just let me get some buzzlegum quick
[18:19:25] [Mikaehl]: Shit. I lost my buzzlegum
[18:19:34] [Maakeda]: Honestly don't think your life is any of my beeswax, Mik ; )
[18:20:10] [Thoraggar]: you should attack a city, but nothig till you get there, so you dont accidentally hornet that your coming
[18:20:10] [Mikaehl]: But that doesn't mean I can't share it. My stories are the bee's knees after all.
[18:20:18] [Maakeda]: Oooh good one.
[18:20:47] [Mikaehl]: That was a little hard.
[18:21:16] [Agnarr]: speaking of things a little hard
[18:21:21] [Agnarr]: wait, nevermind
[18:21:30] [Thoraggar]: I wish it would stop snowing and swarm up here
[18:21:32] [Maakeda]: *puts her epeen back?*
[18:21:45] [Mikaehl]: Okay, that one stung
[18:22:34] [Thoraggar]: Dont worry, beeeee happy.
[18:22:35] [Maakeda]: He's combing his library for these I see.
[18:22:50] [Mikaehl]: Don't get smart with me, honey
[18:23:06] [Maakeda]: He broke the chat's pun hymenoptera you know.
[18:23:32] [Mikaehl]: Keep it to yourself.
[18:23:39] [Thoraggar]: I'd swear, but I think they'd beep me out
[18:24:13] [Mikaehl]: It's peanut butter jelly time.
[18:24:16] [Mikaehl]: Royal jelly
[18:25:23] [Mikaehl]: Favorite Warcraft 3 quote: "Me so hornet. Me love you long time."
[18:25:45] [Thoraggar]: Are you threatening beeeee?
[18:25:58] [Mikaehl]: Word of advice, bee yourself.
[18:26:21] [Maakeda]: Don't bee so aggressive guys. Hornet or not, you must be offer honey before shit.
[18:26:49] [Maakeda]: <_< Are we gonna go to hell for this?
[18:26:56] [Mikaehl]: Bee pun
[18:27:04] [Thoraggar]: where do you think we are?
[18:27:09] [Mikaehl]: Probably, but I think I've exhausted my supplies.
[18:27:13] [Maakeda]: South Dakota :D
[18:27:18] [Thoraggar]: Beehold!
[18:27:35] [Mikaehl]: A B! A B! I C A B N D C!
[18:28:13] [Thoraggar]: And low I saw a rider on a yellow and black horse, and a can of RAID followed close behind.
[18:28:50] [Thoraggar]: I got now beef with soth dakota
[18:29:35] [Thoraggar]: When a bee stings you what is left is abdominable
[18:30:06] [Mikaehl]: I may have to flee these joke. Put the petal to the metal, as it were.
[18:30:31] [Maakeda]: Make like a bee and pollinate?
[18:30:40] [Mikaehl]: Oh, Feral. Do you use flower in your cooking?
[18:30:52] [Maakeda]: Nope. But lots of honey :D
[18:30:59] [Mikaehl]: That wasn't a pun!
[18:31:14] [Thoraggar]: I have to go introduce my two friends named Nate to each other at church, its cross polynateion
[18:31:17] [Maakeda]: *Shrug*
[18:31:27] [Mikaehl]: Well, it's been great, but I htink we're finished.
[18:31:30] [Maakeda]: *Snerk*
[18:31:35] [Maakeda]: XD
[18:31:53] [Thoraggar]: We're al going to fly away and die now.
[18:31:58] [Thoraggar]: For the swarm!

[Chikt]

RavenOOC. It's where puns go to die.

[Emmons]

Quotes are best when the context is left a mystery.

"It didn't survive after the dumpster beating." - Malorii
"my 5-inch deck gun" - Abric

[Nymare]

"Mmm... can't spell grapes without rape!" - Fynne

[Fhenrir]

"I'VE CLEARED NAXX, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!" - Random BG PuG

[Fenyremir]

If I could fly I'd be a pegasus, but if I could walk I'd be a robot

[Selash]

Raid chat during Naxx 25 last week...

Xaraphyne: Raiding and beating children: two tastes that go great together!

[Grayslin]

Brox on the Nintendo DS:

But once again, it sort of fell into the category of "TOUCH ME OMG PLEASE TOUCH ME" or "RUB ME HARD" with a piece of plastic.

[Xaraphyne]

Raid chat during Naxx 25 last week...

Xaraphyne: Raiding and beating children: two tastes that go great together!

I was actually quoting someone else! Taknar would've gotten it.

Here's the original quote, from back when Citadel and allies were doing Gruul -- sadly, what conversation was going on beforehand has been lost to time... though maybe it's better that way:


[Gornash]: Beating children and playing WoW... two great tastes that go great together!
A strange silence befalls the raid...
[Gornash]: It got quiet all of the sudden.
[Elek]: That's the sound of no one disagreeing.

[Selash]

Out of context though, it's still funny.

[Evanthe]

Akuje: Its a shame no one else gets to enjoy the sweet sweet symphony of love that is in my pants.

[Gorvena]

Geez...now Akuje's even starting to sound like Abric.

[Xaraphyne]

(Naheal joins Sanctuary briefly, and enters the OOC channel)
[Obilex]: Oh, Naheal, you should be okay in this channel, just watch out for our Breitak. Can't keep him on the leash for crap.
[Breitak]: RAPE RAPE RAPE

[opalexian]

(Naheal joins Sanctuary briefly, and enters the OOC channel)
[Obilex]: Oh, Naheal, you should be okay in this channel, just watch out for our Breitak. Can't keep him on the leash for crap.
[Breitak]: RAPE RAPE RAPE

OMFG I loves me some Breitak. I ALWAYS MISS THE KID WHEN HE'S ON!

WTB raid with 'Ol' Rape-Face'

[Akuje]

Anywhere is fine. Evanthe gets around.



I can do it too

[Xaraphyne]

So, Fhen talks in his sleep. I like to start asking questions to figure out what he's talking about. This morning...

"Not especially. Not like this."
"...Like what?"
"Like this."
"What's this?"
"Face-first, in fishing gear."

[Akuje]

So, Fhen talks in his sleep. I like to start asking questions to figure out what he's talking about. This morning...

"Not especially. Not like this."
"...Like what?"
"Like this."
"What's this?"
"Face-first, in fishing gear."

Oh god, Fhen's getting ganked in his sleep!

[Tiraline]

From Dunamis OOC chat last night (approximately):

Trigin: Don't you PIF me!
Dyiana: PIF PIF PIF
Tiraline: *gets popcorn*
Trigin: O.o Imma gank you.
Dyiana: Bring it. I have an exploding arrow with your name on it.
Trigin: Yeah whatever.
Dyiana: No, really, I used a label-maker. It has your name on it.
Tiraline: Like a Dymo labeler?
Dyiana: Yeah, kinda. It's quite the fashion statement.
Trigin: >.>
Tiraline: So, exploding arrow...with a label...sounds DYMO-MITE!
[dead silence]
Tiraline: What?

Okay, so my puns suck. *shrug*

If the parties involved find this inaccurate, I will amend.

[Tiraline]

This is one of my current favorites, from RavenReverend:


For once I want to see a twisted HAG of a warlock woman, someone who ran their hand up the thigh of the supernatural and got physically BITCHSLAPPED.

[Amoola]

I have to start looking at these weird threads more.

[Tía]

Aquizit: "I know warlocks like I know how to screw chicks."

[RavenReverend]

F-Bombs and Deathgrip constipations.

To [Okhu]: FFFFFFF!
[Okhu] whispers: FFFFFFFFFFF
To [Okhu]: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[Okhu] whispers: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[Okhu] whispers: Fucking hate deathknights
To [Okhu]: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOS!
[Okhu] whispers: LOL DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHGRIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
To [Okhu]: XD
To [Okhu]: Ahahahaha
[Okhu] whispers: CAN'T RESIST IT HAHAHA!
To [Okhu]: Like constipation!
To [Okhu]: Oh wait. That was bad timing there....

[Chikt]

"I swear, fighting Fabled Order is like fighting in a bathtub. Bubbles EVERYWHERE."
-Kahra

[Swerto]

I lack chat logs, so this is roughly what was said...

Swerto: DOOM
Keraph: Are you stealing lines from Abric now?
Swerto: ... Shut up, at least I'm not in a dead guild.
Keraph: I like my dead guild, people leave me alone.
Swerto: DOOM

_________


Swerto: It's like Videlle always said Gory, warlocks are like AIDS.
Zorael: ... lol

[Naowyn]

Dio: Crikey!
Ryo: /moan

[Chikt]

Dio: Crikey!
Naowyn: /moan

I prefer this version of the events as they unfolded.

[Naowyn]

Wycc: Nao, the Metro Columbian Drug Lord, and her army of undead (and not so dead) approach the city dressed in Old Navy khaki pants and preppy sweaters, handing out baggies of crack to anyone brave enough to approach them. They'll transform this city... for drugs... and for fashunz!

Hell yes that happened.

[Swerto]

Cooooocaaaaaaaiiiii-

I mean...

Braaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssss

[Rethius]

Rethius: Hey yeah, you know that one guild EGITSERP?... I am pretty sure they are a rp griefer guild. Just look at their name "EG ITS ERP"? Its like they think thats what all rpers do. : /

Cambro: ... You mean "Prestige" spelled backwards?

Rethius: ...

[RavenReverend]

Arokai: "We're shaman."
Arokai: "We're just gonna bloodlust and die."
Arokai: "But we'll do it together".

[Rethius]

[Rethius]: Erudar once shot Saurfang, and lived to tell about it.
[Illiona]: that's nothing. erudar once aimed shot illidan so hard, his arrow went back in time and that's the reason the great sundering was started
[Illiona]: underneath erudar's tabard is another bow
[Kinar]: Erudar once upper cutted a horse. Its descendants are now known as Giraffe's.
[Rethius]: Erudar solo'd instructor rezuvios.
[Rethius]: With his pet.
[Viirchi]: Erudar defended the king of Stormwind. By himself. against 40 horde.
[Viirchi]: He one shotted them
[Nelth]: With one arrow
[Rethius]: Erudar doesn't get wiped, he just decides to let his fellow raiders die.
[Illiona]: Erudar doesn't feign death, he actually dies and brings himself back to life
[Viirchi]: Erudar's health bar doesn't go down.
[Illiona]: erudar once tamed Ragnaros just for the heck of it.
[Maurkakar]: Erudar took off his shirt, and it made the night elves matriarchal.
[Eclipsee]: Erudar doesnt have a health bar
[Illiona]: Erudar's tears cure noobness...too bad he never cries
[Viirchi]: Erudar rebuilt stormwind using just one brick
[Viirchi]: GMs don't ban Erudar, Erudar bans GMs
[Rethius]: Erudar shot the deputy.
[Cambro]: Erudar shot the sheriff!...but he did not shoot the deputy
[Viirchi]: Erudar didn't need to shoot the deputy. all it took was one look
[Eclipsee]: Erudar actually punched chuck norris once, and made him bleed.
[Nightstar]: Erudar doesn't do pushups, he pushes azeroth down
[Maurkakar]: Erudar doesnt read, he stares books down until they give up the information he desires.
[Kinar]: Erudar really doesn't know how to swim, the water simply moves aside for him.
[Rethius]: When Erudar is in AV, Vaan doesn't call for the Alliance to come to his aid, he calls for Erudar
[Kinar]: Erudar can run around Azeroth and punch himself on the back of the head.
[Illiona]: Illidan wears Erudar's underwear
[Maurkakar]: Erudar can murder like thrity bloodelves in redridge, all at once. Seriously I saw it, I was there.
[Kinar]: In the average Azerothian Living Room, there are 1, 302 things Erudar can kill you with, including the room itself.
[Kinar]: Erudar CAN divide by zero.
[Rethius]: Reg didn't leave sanctum, he simply fell out of favor with Erudar.
[Cambro]: Erudar's middle name is Chuck
[Eclipsee]: I already made a chuck joke :(
[Cambro]: i made another one
[Viirchi]: Erudar has an eigth form. Its use can destroy planets
[Kinar]: Erudar went to the virgin islands, when he left it was simply called 'The Islands'
[Maurkakar]: The war between horde and alliance will last only as long as erudar finds it amusing.
[Rethius]: Hogger was Erudar's first pet.
[Nelth]: Hogger was the result of Erudar eating Taco Bell
[Maurkakar]: Jaina Proudmoore was his third.
[Illiona]: if you can see erudar, he can see you. if you can't see erudar, he's behind you about to one shot you
[Kinar]: Erudar has the world's best poker face. He once won the 1976 world champion chip poker game with a Joker, four of clubs, a number four green uno card, and a Monopoly get out of jail free card.
[Viirchi]: Erudar beat chuck Norris up and stole his fist
[Illiona]: erudar is so fast, he can turn off the lights in his room and be in bed before ti's dark
[Kinar]: If you type Find Erudar in on Google, you will get zero results. Because Erudar finds you.
[Illiona]: Erudar CAN simply walk into mordor
[Kinar]: If you have five dollars, and Erudar has five dollars. Erudar has more money than you.
[Viirchi]: Erudar does not sleep. He waits
[Rethius]: If you mispell Erudar in any search engine, it wont correct you in the results - it will just say 'Run'.
[Kinar]: Erudar can sneeze with his eyes open.
[Cambro]: Erudar expects the Spanish Inquisition.
[Kinar]: Erudar CAN simply eat just one lays potato chip.
[Maurkakar]: Erudar destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
[Kinar]: Erudar can kill two stones with one bird.
[Illiona]: there was once a prophecy of a baby born of dragons that would save the entire world. no that wasn't erudar, but erudar killed that guy.
[Kinar]: Erudar is the reason why waldo is hiding.
[Nightstar]: Erudar knows how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.
[Eclipsee]: Erudar + Chuck = Apocolypse
[Kinar]: If Erudar is late, time better slow the hell down.
[Cambro]: Erudar put the bop in the bop shebop shebop.
[Kinar]: Erudar once beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
[Rethius]: Erudar can stop a bladestorm.
[Kinar]: Erudar CAN slam a revolving door
[Cambro]: Erudar knows the trouble I've seen.
[Viirchi]: C'thun and Yog-Sarron are not trapped, they're just hiding from Erudar.
[Eclipsee]: Erudar once killed a man, by shaking his hand.
[Rethius]: Erudar was prepared.
[Maurkakar]: There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals Erudar decided not to kill.
[Eclipsee]: In wikipedia the only thing that shows up for Erudar is Awesome.
[Kinar]: Erudar can drink a gallon of milk is thirty seven seconds.
[Cambro]: Erudar is a title in the next patch
[Illiona]: erudar doesn't breath, he holds air hostage
[Kinar]: Erudar can watch sixty miniutes in twenty miniutes.
[Nelth]: Erudar can not fly, he is just walking in the air.
[Viirchi]: Every time Horde decides to raid they must check to make sure Erudar is not online.
[Kinar]: James Cameron wanted Erudar to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[Illiona]: erudar is the only person to ever unscramble scrambled eggs
[Kinar]: Erudar can touch MC Hammer.
[Kinar]: It takes 14 puppeteers to make Erudar smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
[Nightstar]: aww, that one broke the mood
[Eclipsee]: Erudar makes caniery happy
[Rethius]: Erudar can make Maurkakar raid.
[Viirchi]: Pandaren were going to be in the next patch, but Erudar sneezed in their direction.
[Illiona]: erudar can lead a horse to water AND make him drink
[Kinar]: Erudar doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
[Illiona]: erudar counted to infinity....twice
[Maurkakar]: Erudar once ate a whole birthday cake before Cambro could tell him there was a stripper in it.
[Nelth]: When Erudar pretends to be a lumberjack he changes his name to Moonjade
[Rethius]: Kanyae West was happy for Erudar, and he let him finish.
[Nightstar]: Erudar wasn't born, he simply came into existance.
[Kinar]: Illidan can instantly tell when raids aren't prepared. Erudar isn't with them.
[Cambro]: Wait, what? Cake?
[Rethius]: The Titans were originally going to make the denizens of azeroth out of Wood, but Erudar said no.
[Nelth]: The Draenai didn't crash crash the Exodar. He just pulled it out of the sky.
[Illiona]: the four horsemen of the apocalypse actually live in Erudar's basement
[Illiona]: erudar ALWAYS knows where Carmen Sandiego is
[Öt]: was wondering if one of those was going to pop up :P
[Kinar]: Erudar can tame druids.
[Kinar]: Erudar soloed Hogger. Enough said.
[Rethius]: Deathwing didn't cause the cataclsym.... Erudar was simply tired of WotLK.
[Nightstar]: Erudar solo'd Algalon, two days before the patch came out.
[Viirchi]: Arthas is afraid of Erudar, every day he checks to make sure he's not coming.
[Öt]: Erudar knows where mankriks wife is
[Viirchi]: Erudar made Mankrik's wife come to him.
[Nelth]: Erudar can also tank and heal.... He just doesn't want to.
[Illiona]: if you want to know the list of Erudar's enemies, just check the extinct list.
[Kinar]: Erudar's hearthstone crits for 1337.
[Kinar]: Erudar doesn't actually wear armor. What you see is his skin.
[Kinar]: Erudar is able to play the class 'Bard'
[Nelth]: Erudar doesn't run out of ammo. He fires what ever is around him.
[Viirchi]: Blizzard once considered making a boss based on Erudar, but they discovered two Erudar's made the server crash
[Rethius]: Erudar once topped a first legion DPS meter, when he was offline.
[Kinar]: If Erudar was your pet. He would dismiss you.
[Nightstar]: Erudar's DPS is higher than all of First Legion... combined.
[Rethius]: Erudar's pet doesn't lose happiness.
[Kinar]: Erudar can kill a player before the three second countdown is down.
[Kinar]: Excluding Teleara.
[Viirchi]: Erudar can solo Icecrown Citidal in level 1 greys
[Kinar]: Erudar IS prepared.
[Rethius]: Erudar's GCD's are -1 seconds. He actually casts before he thinks about casting.
[Kinar]: Erudar is not affected by 75% res sickness, because 75% of infinity is still infinity.
[Illiona]: erudar got a perfect SAT score by simply writing Erudar for every answer
[Viirchi]: Erudar got every single achievement simply by logging on
[Illiona]: nobody doesn't like sara lee...except erudar
[Kinar]: Erudar sees when you are sleeping. Erudar knows when your awake.
[Maurkakar]: If by some time paradox Erudar fought himself. He woudl win
[Viirchi]: Erudar doesn't need a mount, he can increase his speed all on his own.
[Nightstar]: Erudar doesn't need an increase to his speed, he has to slow down so everyone can keep up with him
[Nelth]: Erudar is the father of every player for the 1972 Miami Dolphins
[Maurkakar]: Erudar always completes his bosses in two minutes or less.
[Viirchi]: When Erudar talks, everyone listens, and dies.
[Rethius]: Erudar doesn't need a tank or heals.
[Nightstar]: Erudar doesn't even need to be there.
[Kinar]: Erudar carries his items in one bag. It's called Stormwind.
[Rethius]: In the next patch LFG will be changed to LFE.
[Viirchi]: Erudar doesn't need to Look for a group., the group finds Erudar and he decides if they will live.
[Kinar]: Erudar take candle.
[Rethius]: Erudar went to the barrens once, and the chat was silent.
[Rethius]: Erudar's head doesn't get big, all of ours simply shrink.
[Kinar]: Erudar considers "Two-Handed" to be a mere suggestion for his weapon, not a requirement.
[Rethius]: Erudar can equip a shield.... if he needed one.
[Nightstar]: Erudar can weild 3 2 handed weapons.
[Kinar]: Erudar resists heals. Heals are for wussies.
[Nightstar]: Erudar doesn't need to be healed, because he never gets hurt.
[Rethius]: When Erudar played warcraft III, Cenarius lived.
[Kinar]: Erudar is Exalted with the Scryers and Aldor.
[Rethius]: Erudar has enough Pylons.
[Maurkakar]: The things you need to do to grind Erudar rep, are always censored.
[Rethius]: Kael'thas came back to life - because Erudar didn't kill him.
[Nightstar]: Kael'thas didn't come back to life a second time because Erudar found him.
[Illiona]: the real reason sylvanas is a banshee is because she once walked in on erudar naked and the sheer excitement killed her
[Rethius]: Thrall wants peace with the Alliance, because he fears Erudar.
[Illiona]: erudar farted only once, that's how murmur came into existence
[Illiona]: yogg saron checks under his bed for erudar before he goes to sleep
[Rethius]: Eurdar doesn't afraid of anything.
[Öt]: ...
[Illiona]: the only thing to fear is....Erudar himself
[Nelth]: Erudar is MJ and Illy's father
[Viirchi]: Erudar is Cenarius' real father
[Illiona]: erudar only exists because he went back in time and made a baby with his own grandmother
[Illiona]: wait..
[Illiona]: nvm
[Illiona]: >.<
[Illiona]: LOL
[Nightstar]: weirdddd.....
[Nightstar]: :P
[Zalcyros]: o.O
[Nelth]: Erudar is the missing link
[Illiona]: *thinks back to back to the future*
[Erudar]: yeah I don't want to be my own grandpa >.>
[Rethius]: Erudar can out dps a game master.
[Viirchi]: Trolls are night elves that displeased Erudar
[Rethius]: Erudar's crits cure cancer. . . But they also kill you.






Sanctum, yeah we're that awesome.

[Rand_Shea]

Ah, good, a replacement Chuck Norris. :D

[IlleLatro]

From WoW Discussions today.


You need a token draenei guy.
The politically correct term is now "Draenei-Azerothian," buddy.

[Skaadvik]

[insert everything said in vent about Harken being mexican]

[Swerto]

Of course he's mexican, he's Jose Conseico!

[Naowyn]

Jori: Sandwich?
Nao: Love?
Jori: No, just sandwich.
Nao: That hurts.
Jori: The sandwhich hurts us all.
Nao: Ture fax, true fax.

[Gorvena]

Of course he's mexican, he's Jose Conseico!
Canseco's Cuban.

[Swerto]

Well... I'm Cuban...

[Gorvena]

Cool. Really.

[Redemptio]

Its not uncommon for me to go looking up quotes, its one of those random time sinks that still put a smile on my face. So I'm making this thread to share some of my fave with ya'll and see what you think about them.

To kick things off I give you:

“A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings”

~ Olin Miller

I don't know how to think about this one. =/ its truthful but horrid to consider.

[Rethius]

"Honesty is love, but so is tact" - Rethius

[Gorvena]

You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot. - Douglass Adams

[Grayslin]

Folvelor: I'm going to bring back world pvp even if I have to do it all by myself.
Lirya: You running around Azeroth ganking lowbies isn't world pvp
Folvelor: No, I mean real RP-PvP
Lirya: You running around Azeroth ganking lowbies and then saying "Forsooth" isn't RP-PvP

[Agnarr]

Folvelor: I'm going to bring back world pvp even if I have to do it all by myself.
Lirya: You running around Azeroth ganking lowbies isn't world pvp
Folvelor: No, I mean real RP-PvP
Lirya: You running around Azeroth ganking lowbies and then saying "Forsooth" isn't RP-PvP
LOL

++

[Rethius]

Rethius: Alrighty.
Rethius: So whats so bad about the first?
Jack of Hearts: repetitve!
Rethius: Well, so is porn.
Jack of Hearts: then look at kinkier porn
Rethius: Lol, I love you.

[Maithanet]

Liadain: Re Mass Effect Documentary

"There's three chapters, chapter one, two and three..."

...

"Thanks hun."

[Imara]

Liadain: Re Mass Effect Documentary

"There's three chapters, chapter one, two and three..."

...

"Thanks hun."

Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letter... ;)

[Imara]

This conversation ensued after Cele shared this gem from TFLN:

(215):
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

(1-215):
6 min

Aerdir: SO NOW WE KNOW
Lady Wolf: I wonder if it's the same for Dragon Age.
Aerdir: Dragon Age is probably 3. I mean, Dragon Age IS really good.
Aerdir: Mario's had a storied career.
Lady Wolf: Could we just have sex while I keep playing? If I stand up you could work it out.
Aerdir: No dear, I wont do that so you can pretend I'm Alistair.
Lady Wolf: *long suffering sigh* Fine.

[Ansha]

This conversation ensued after Cele shared this gem from TFLN:


Aerdir: SO NOW WE KNOW
Lady Wolf: I wonder if it's the same for Dragon Age.
Aerdir: Dragon Age is probably 3. I mean, Dragon Age IS really good.
Aerdir: Mario's had a storied career.
Lady Wolf: Could we just have sex while I keep playing? If I stand up you could work it out.
Aerdir: No dear, I wont do that so you can pretend I'm Alistair.
Lady Wolf: *long suffering sigh* Fine.

..................... XD

[Skaadvik]

trade chat a couple nights ago


Me: Don't make fun of retards. They have super powers like retard strength and heat vision.
Randomguy: That's why you get all sweaty when they stare at you on the bus.


definitely made my night.

[Grayslin]

I love how Raziel has been here so long that people always thank him when he trolls them.

(words to make it post)

[Xyria]

This conversation ensued after Cele shared this gem from TFLN:


Aerdir: SO NOW WE KNOW
Lady Wolf: I wonder if it's the same for Dragon Age.
Aerdir: Dragon Age is probably 3. I mean, Dragon Age IS really good.
Aerdir: Mario's had a storied career.
Lady Wolf: Could we just have sex while I keep playing? If I stand up you could work it out.
Aerdir: No dear, I wont do that so you can pretend I'm Alistair.
Lady Wolf: *long suffering sigh* Fine.

I love TFLN... now I know what I will do with my morning after I'm done poking around here. :):):)

[Naowyn]

"How can you love me if I can't kill the Lich King? I can't even love myself."

Answer: "D'aww... you're First Legion, dear. No one really loves you. We just pretend to."

[Swerto]

Swerto: Swerto was a Knight of Lordaeron, of course. And then a scarlet crusader... then Forsaken...
Swerto: Yeah, by now Swerto's been on more teams than Bret Farve.
Cerryan: Rofl

[Yatokth]

Swerto: Swerto was a Knight of Lordaeron, of course. And then a scarlet crusader... then Forsaken...
Swerto: Yeah, by now Swerto's been on more teams than Bret Farve.
Cerryan: Rofl

HAHAHAHAHA

[Keraph]

Yatokth: I think I should get a large green gemstone and jam it through my sternum in order to legitimize my viewpoint of 'failures' as 'merely setbacks'

[Wyrdassil]

Prelude to this story - Kained talking about times when he had a boner.
How he got rid of it was quite amusing.

Kained: "I was thinking about two old guys and a jar of mayonnaise, and then it went away..."

[Kredorian]

Prelude to this story - Kained talking about times when he had a boner.
How he got rid of it was quite amusing.

Kained: "I was thinking about two old guys and a jar of mayonnaise, and then it went away..."

That would NOT make mine go away.

Situation - INC Horde -

Skaadvik : "There's a lot of dudes coming!"

Me : " HA, Dudes coming, hott"

Skaadvik : " I said dudes coming"

[Skaadvik]

Similar story here.

Situation: my friend is playing his warrior at 39 in Warsong Gulch. He has the flag, and the priest with him whispers him:

"I will levitate if they come on you."

[Lailinarel]

Illth : What's everyone up to?
Gal : Fixing warriors for Blizz, we hope they read our memo.
Me : We know they won't, but our class if fueled on burning dreams... or something vaguely poetic like that.
Philaris : Your dreams are the drill that pierces the heavens?
Gal : Unfortunately our dreams drilled into the wrong part of the heavens and right into God's septic tank... so it rained shit right back down at us.

[Rethius]

Alexialas: pings in stormwind

Alexialas: don't see them yet

Cavanaugh: Can't go, might be a Horde RP event, wouldnt wanna upset anybody.

[Swerto]

I lol'd when he said that, hard.



According to every religion you are not rewarded for suicide, except for one, if you kill yourself and some infidels you are rewarded with 70 middle aged wow players

See sig for future funny quotes.

[Maithanet]

*On discussion of shanking a certain part of Cyrass' body*

Carrowyn: Hey! I need those! ... I want blonde Irish babies!

[Maithanet]

Maithanet: He's got Nibelung
Threndi: He's well Hung? You're looking at other HootHoots?

*Silence*

Maithanet: ... He's got a staff.... Nibelung.

[Rethius]

"Rethius, when I first met you I thought you were nothing but a smelly Dwarf warrior..."



"But now, I realize you're a priest."


~Teleara.

[Urivial]

So many lulz.

[Rethius]

"No man, you don't even know. Skaadvik came along like a righteous crusade and cleaned out HRA of the bads, just like Jesus in the temple. You don't even know."

[Faelenor]

On the subject of my food poisoning.

Me :"Im feeling nauseous, or however you spell it."

Nalli: (short version) Food poisoning.

Someone Rather: "You must be pregnant."

Qarma: "ARC BABIES."

Me: "IM TO YOUNG TO BE PREGGERS..."