Greenskin Poetry Thread

[Sabachthan]

No stunties to kill
Lonely ork has no waaaaagh aaaaaagh
Life has no meaning

[Emmons]

Orks ain't got time for da lite- litterma- werdz.

Time bettah spent killin' an' choppin'!!

[Belzebeus]

I grow, like da mold, cold
A heavy rock, my heart
Pick da scum from 'tween my toes
To da great warfield I goes
Bloody slaughter a start
To 'ope ta die and not grow old.

_ Pox Brokentoe
Doomed Storm Clan

[Sabachthan]

Hells yes!

[Belzebeus]

Duh Truth, in my mind, blind
Looming Death, beckons
Swing my club and bash a head
All my foes will soon be dead
Then back to the den I reckons
A Great WAAAGH to unwind

_ Pox Brokentoe, Black Orc, Poet
Doomed Storm Clan

[Villayna]

I love it, lol

[Belzebeus]

(I get a kick out of Greenskin Poetry)

Foul in da air, like death, my breath
My sweat a pungent canvas
The WAAAGH in my heart fades and wanes
The Dawn breaks softly with sweet spring rains
Washing the Blood and the Gore from all of us
I long and lament but for now must rest



_Pox Brokentoe, Black Orc, Poet
Doomed Storm Clan

[Swerto]

This thread is so full of win


Stunties here,
Stunties there,
Stunties everywhere,
Stunties grabbed by da hair,
Stunties dead stench in the air.

[Belzebeus]

<scrawled on the cave of the clan wall>

Notice: As Poet La dee da uh the Doomed Storm Clan I am announcin' dat I will be puttins on uh Opera - Ode ta Mork and Gork. I bees seekin' a fat goblin wid da skillz ta play a stuntie. Az wees 'ope ta have 5 performances- dis goblin iz gonna need 4 undah stunties. Tank yas.

[Chikt]

I really need to learn to speak orkish. >_>

[Belzebeus]

<scrawled on the cave of the clan wall>

Notice: As Poet La dee da uh the Doomed Storm Clan I am announcin' dat I will be puttins on uh Opera - Ode ta Mork and Gork. I bees seekin' a fat goblin wid da skillz ta play a stuntie. Az wees 'ope ta have 5 performances- dis goblin iz gonna need 4 undah stunties. Tank yas.

Translated for Diomades:

Notice: As the Poet Laureate of the Doomed Storm Clan I would like to announce my intention to produce an Opera entitled, Ode to Mork and Gork. I am looking for a large proportioned goblin to fill the role of a Dwarf. I intend to have 5 performances, so I will also need 4 understudies for this same goblin. Thank you for your interest.




((the joke is that it is implied that something will happen to the goblin during the performances which will make it unable for him to perform again. Considering its an Orc Opera venerating the Orc Gods: Mork and Gork and Dwarves are their hated enemy, it is further implied whatever happens to this goblin playing a Dwarf will not be pleasant. To add to the humor is the notion that Orcs putting on a "play" would not "play" kill the goblin playing the dwarf but would actually kill him.))

((Regardless - jokes in translation lose the funny))

[Chikt]

Translated for Diomades

((Oh, I know how to READ it, just not how to write it. XD))

[Netheryn]

LOL. This thread is gold.

[Tillna]

dem boyz ova there
dem boyz ova here
we huntin the stunties
smackin dem on da head
anudda wuns dead

Like that?

[Jobolg]

WAAAAUGH! I go when I wakes up t'day
An' I looks at da stuntie by my bed and says "Hey!
Where yer head go little stuntie? Where it ran?!"
But den I rememba'd
Dat I had dismemba'd
An' I sold dat head to a dark elf man!

[Belzebeus]

Jobolg - I must say while excellent Greenskin poetry in and of itself it does harken to the sound of a Dwarven Lymeric - ha ha ha

[Swerto]

Where da stunties at?
I see no stunties anywhere
I mus kill da stunties ta be strong
but no stunties to kill
No stunties to kill today
But I mus' go lookin for somthin in da forest.

[Chikt]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I kill'd da stunties an' you boyz shood too!

/bow

[Villayna]

Belz wanted me to retrieve his poetry, so here it is :)

[Xiphus]

WAAAAAAAAAGH!
GIT YA CHOPPA!
SIT ON LOBBA!
WAAAAAAAAAGH!
STOMP DA STUNTIES!
SMASH DA 'UMIES!
CHOP DA POINTY 'ARS!
WAAAAAAAAAGH!
CHOP! SMASH! STOMP!
WAAAAAAAAAGH!

What? That's the true spirit of greenskin.

[Belzebeus]

Thank you Villayna!

For the curious, I am enjoying some time in Warhammer these days on Dark Crag playing a goblin squig herder- Bagfog Rottenbottom

http://forums.warhammeronline.com/warhammer/board/message?board.id=server_dc&thread.id=7508

http://forums.warhammeronline.com/warhammer/board/message?board.id=server_dc&thread.id=4732

I wanted to move some of my Greenskin poetry over. Again, thank you very much Villayna!

[Okhu]

The ass-cult. ROFL.